(I'm too busy staring into your eyes. Oh shit, I just forgot what you said!)
TRY HARDER
Rachel, he is from Columbia! He is chicano! He is homosexual!
WHOEVER THREW THAT IS GOING NEXT
The Chicanos have pride for the Mexicans!
Homerun!
WHO IS NEXT
Yo!
OH, A VOLUNTEER? YOUR WORD IS....CESAR CHAVEZ
(Oh shit you guys, who is Cesar Chavez?)
Cesar Chavez was a Mexican...who had a victory over America.
CESAR CHAVEZ WAS A CHICANO
Oh...
FIGHTING FOR CHICANO CIVIL RIGHTS IN THE 1960S
He fought the laws.
HOLY SHIT WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY
Third base.
I JUST SAID YOUR SENTENCE FOR YOU
Homerun.
Teacher: O.K. I think that's enough for today.
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Teacher: What do you guys know about Cinco de Mayo
IT'S A PARTY WHERE EVERYONE DRINKS TEQUILA AND EATS TACOS
That's all you know.
TO CELEBRATE MEXICO'S VICTORY OVER FRANCE. A SHORT BATTLE.
Tell Rachel about our Holidays. Do we have any Holidays that celebrate a victory over another country?
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RACHEL WHERE IS YOUR HUSBAND
I don't want one
SHE SAID SHE DOESN'T WANT A HUSBAND
RACHEL DO YOU SPEAK ENGLISH WITH YOUR MOM IN YOUR HOUSE
RACHEL DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND
No
DO YOU LIVE ALONE
I live with my friends
RACHEL YOU HAVE SOMETHING RED IN YOUR EYE
OH IT'S OK IT'S JUST THAT STUFF THAT EVERYONE HAS
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RACHEL WHAT IS PERDITA IN ENGLISH: LOST OR LAST?
You have to warn me when it's a joke.
IT'S ALWAYS A JOKE HIJA
JOKING
EATING
JOKING
EATING
SIEMPRE
RACHEL WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR DESSERT
Uhmm...(head falls into my arms with laughter)
YOU CAN DO IT
The thing is I have class in five minutes.
OMG YOU HAVE CLASS IN FIVE MINUTES?
Yeah. So I won't take dessert.
WE WERE JUST COMPLAINING ABOUT THE STUDENTS BEING LATE FOR CLASS BECAUSE FOOTBALL IS MORE IMPORTANT TO THEM
I know. I can understand but I can't speak.
YES YOU CAN
So I understand the students.
YOU CAN SPEAK RACHEL
Afraid not.
WELL IT WAS A GREAT YEAR! WE WILL MISS YOU!
WHAT TIME IS YOUR CLASS AGAIN
Five minutes.
WHERE IS IT?
POR ALLI
It's just around the corner.
RACHEL DID YOU KNOW YOU DON'T HAVE TO PAY
WE INVITE YOU
THAT'S WHAT THIS LUNCH WAS FOR
WILL WE SEE YOU AGAIN?
Yeah you guys, I'll see you tomorrow.
I DON'T THINK I HAVE CLASS WITH YOU TOMORROW
I have two weeks left you guys.
WHEN IS YOUR LAST DAY
Uhm May uhmmm
CINCO DE MAYO
hahahha
HAVE FUN WITH OBAMA RACHEL
this is my favorite
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