getting really sad when people don't believe in acupunture...emailing my friends asking: hey you guys, why is America cool again? getting replies back like: "You should have told him no one cares about Iceland. I'm sorry we won World War II and saved your ass from the fucking axis of evil."

Sam didn't know bob dylan was alive.

Maybe I am a little illiterate, especially when he pet my hair like a dog and when I couldn't say anything because I was laughing so hard.