Wednesday, May 11, 2011

THIS IS A VERY IMPORTANT CONCEPT

(I'm too busy staring into your eyes. Oh shit, I just forgot what you said!)

TRY HARDER

Rachel, he is from Columbia! He is chicano! He is homosexual!

WHOEVER THREW THAT IS GOING NEXT

The Chicanos have pride for the Mexicans!

Homerun!

WHO IS NEXT

Yo!

OH, A VOLUNTEER? YOUR WORD IS....CESAR CHAVEZ

(Oh shit you guys, who is Cesar Chavez?)

Cesar Chavez was a Mexican...who had a victory over America.

CESAR CHAVEZ WAS A CHICANO

Oh...

FIGHTING FOR CHICANO CIVIL RIGHTS IN THE 1960S

He fought the laws.

HOLY SHIT WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY

Third base.

I JUST SAID YOUR SENTENCE FOR YOU

Homerun.

Teacher: O.K. I think that's enough for today.


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Teacher: What do you guys know about Cinco de Mayo

IT'S A PARTY WHERE EVERYONE DRINKS TEQUILA AND EATS TACOS

That's all you know.

TO CELEBRATE MEXICO'S VICTORY OVER FRANCE. A SHORT BATTLE.

Tell Rachel about our Holidays. Do we have any Holidays that celebrate a victory over another country?

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RACHEL WHERE IS YOUR HUSBAND

I don't want one

SHE SAID SHE DOESN'T WANT A HUSBAND

RACHEL DO YOU SPEAK ENGLISH WITH YOUR MOM IN YOUR HOUSE

RACHEL DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND

No

DO YOU LIVE ALONE

I live with my friends

RACHEL YOU HAVE SOMETHING RED IN YOUR EYE

OH IT'S OK IT'S JUST THAT STUFF THAT EVERYONE HAS


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RACHEL WHAT IS PERDITA IN ENGLISH: LOST OR LAST?

You have to warn me when it's a joke.

IT'S ALWAYS A JOKE HIJA

JOKING

EATING

JOKING

EATING

SIEMPRE

RACHEL WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR DESSERT

Uhmm...(head falls into my arms with laughter)

YOU CAN DO IT

The thing is I have class in five minutes.

OMG YOU HAVE CLASS IN FIVE MINUTES?

Yeah. So I won't take dessert.

WE WERE JUST COMPLAINING ABOUT THE STUDENTS BEING LATE FOR CLASS BECAUSE FOOTBALL IS MORE IMPORTANT TO THEM

I know. I can understand but I can't speak.

YES YOU CAN

So I understand the students.

YOU CAN SPEAK RACHEL

Afraid not.

WELL IT WAS A GREAT YEAR! WE WILL MISS YOU!

WHAT TIME IS YOUR CLASS AGAIN

Five minutes.

WHERE IS IT?

POR ALLI

It's just around the corner.

RACHEL DID YOU KNOW YOU DON'T HAVE TO PAY

WE INVITE YOU

THAT'S WHAT THIS LUNCH WAS FOR

WILL WE SEE YOU AGAIN?

Yeah you guys, I'll see you tomorrow.

I DON'T THINK I HAVE CLASS WITH YOU TOMORROW

I have two weeks left you guys.

WHEN IS YOUR LAST DAY

Uhm May uhmmm

CINCO DE MAYO

hahahha

HAVE FUN WITH OBAMA RACHEL

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